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Gerry: Caller, you’re on the air.

Caller: (Distorted) My name is Tyler Durden, and I am the official spokesman for the Púca. This is the day that never comes. Prepare yourself for the revolution.

Gerry: Right, well, Mr Durden, before we go any further with this conversation, I should point out that we’ve a very sophisticated call logging system here at the station that records the numbers of all calls we receive.

Caller: (Distorted) Ehm… what?

Gerry: And obviously we will be passing that information directly to the Gardaí.

Caller: (distorted) Ah Jaysus, don’t do that, me ma will kill me!